Movie Info:
Writer: Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley
Director: Hoyt Yeatman
Cast: Bill Nighy, Sam Rockwell, Will Arnett, Jon Favreau, Zach Galifianakis, Nicolas Cage, Kelli Garner, Penélope Cruz, Tyler Patrick Jones, Steve Buscemi, Piper Mackenzie Harris
Rating: PG
Studio: Walt Disney Video

Release Info:
Original Theatrical Release Date: July 24, 2009
DVD Release Date: December 15, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $

I knew, as soon as I saw the commercials for G-Force that it was going to be stupid. You see, Disney has a few different styles of animation. First, there is Pixar, with movies that are always excellent and instantly become animated classics. Then there are the cool animated features that Disney actually took quite a bit of time to make, like The Princess and the Frog. Then there are these CGI flicks that seem to be made just for the amusement of today’s children with very little substance to them. G-Force is one of those films.

Yes, I guess talking guinea pigs are kind of cute. Making them superheroes seems a little ridiculous and though the cast appears to be decent, not even Jon Favreau can save a movie about a bunch of crazy rodents. I was bored to tears while watching this movie…but, I admit it. The kids loved this mindless, crazy little film. Have no doubts, your little ones will love it, but sadly I don’t think that Walt Disney had this drivel in mind when he was building his animated empire.

The thing I always liked about Disney was how family oriented their movies were. A mom could enjoy a Disney flick just as much as her kids. Heck, Dad and the Grandparents often were able to get in on the action, and enjoyed the film, as well. In the last decade or so, Disney has moved away from strictly family-friendly affairs and made movies that appeal more to kids, but make Mom and Dad want to slit their wrists if they have to watch these movies more than once. This makes me sad.

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Movie Info:
Writer: Anna McRoberts, Robert Vince
Director: Robert Vince
Cast: George Wendt, Christopher Lloyd, Danny Woodburn
Rating: G
Studio: Disney

Release Info:
Original Theatrical Release Date: November 24, 2009
DVD Release Date: November 24, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $24.99

I might be a reviewer, but there are some movies that I just do not want to see. Some press releases get me nice and excited thinking about the great films that I will be able to review and others make me groan with the thought of upcoming boredom.

Santa Buddies was not one of the movies that I was excited to see. In fact, I only decided to review it because my nephew was dying to see it. He made me promise to get it for him, so I got it for review so that he could see it. I watched it with him and he liked it so much that I had to bring the DVD to his house, so that he could keep it and watch it with his friends. When he saw me walking out of the house with the case, he wanted to know where I was taking his DVD. He calmed down when he realized it was just the Blu-ray. If he had a Blu-ray player I would have let him keep it. Lord knows, I probably won’t get much use out of it unless he wants to watch it at my house.

When it comes to holiday movies this fails. There is nothing else to say about it. Santa Buddies is a movie that rides off of the success of a movie that came out a long time ago. That movie, Air Bud, was good, but it wasn’t good enough to spawn this many sequels. I mean seriously, what plans does Disney have in the future? Is this going to be a holiday tradition? Valentine’s Day spawns Cupid Buddies, Easter offers up Easter Buddies, and New Years Eve brings us Party Buddies?!?

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Movie Info:
Writer: The Brothers Grimm and various others
Director: David Hand
Cast: Adriana Caselotti, Lucille La Verne, Roy Atwell, Eddie Collins, Pinto Colvig, Billy Gilbert, Otis Harlan, Scotty Mattraw
Rating: G
Studio: Walt Disney Home Entertainment

Release Info:
Original Theatrical Release Date: February 4, 1938
DVD Release Date: October 6, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $19.99

I, like many other adults my age, have been able to take for granted the fact that Disney regularly makes decent animated features. When Snow White was being developed by Walt Disney and his company, the Disney company had never made a full length, animated, feature film. This was the first Disney feature, that has made way for many, other exceptional animated movies. Without Snow White we wouldn’t have had Bambi, Lady and the Tramp, The Fox and the Hound, and many, other classic Disney films that are a part of my (and probably your) Disney collection.

At the time it was released, Snow White was revolutionary. Most animated studios focused on cartoon shorts, so a full, animated feature was a lot more work, since animation was hand drawn at that time. You can see the care taken to make this film something spectacular. It’s a beautiful film that is even more enhanced by the HD capabilities today. Not to sound cliché, but the Blu-Ray presentation of this Disney classic is absolutely gorgeous.

It is hard to dispute the worth of a film like Snow White. The story had been around since the days of the Brothers Grimm, who first told the tale of the beautiful Snow White, her wicked stepmother, and the seven, friendly dwarfs. The Disney dwarfs have become a symbol of Walt Disney and the Disney Company. You’d have to be living under a rock to not know Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy or the other dwarfs. Of course, this just adds to the timeless nature of the film, Disney’s legacy and our longstanding recognition of the characters within it.

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Writers: Daniel Berendsen, Michael Poryes
Director: Peter Chelsom
Cast: Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso, Moises Arias, Lucas Till, Vanessa Williams, Margo Martindale, Peter Gunn, Melora Hardin, Jared Carter, Barry Bostwick
Rating: G
Studio: Disney

Release Info:
Theatrical Release: April 10, 2009
DVD Release Date: August 18, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $24.99

I don’t understand the tween culture at all. Of course, that is likely the case because when I was a “tween” we weren’t called tweens. We were kids. In fact, we remained kids until we were teenagers. If we referred to ourselves as pre-teens or any other ridiculous adjective based on our age, our parents laughed at us. However, in the last decade the soccer mom’s have come out in full force and they encouraged these idiotic fads; like tween-dom.

Tweens (or between child and teenager) are a market group these days. They influence television, movies, and even music. Normally, I would say that this is fine. The problem is that these tweens have little to no taste in nine out of ten cases.

Hannah Montana is an excellent example of the lack of taste that these kids have when choosing celebrity entertainment. For those of you living under a rock Hannah Montana is a Disney Channel show about a pop star that is a normal girl to her friends and a rock star to the world. The best thing about her is that it shows how the world around her is truly moronic. I mean, after all, the difference between the country bumpkin and the music superstar is a wig. One is blonde (poorly so, at that) and the other is brunette. Otherwise, they look and sound alike. The show, which is supposedly a comedy, is about balancing the best of both worlds. If you think it sounds asinine or unworthy of being on television you’re right.

Billy Ray Cyrus fans would probably tell you that through his daughter’s show and career, he has managed to revive his “Achy Breaky” stint in stardom, too. All three fans are decidedly giddy I am sure. The rest of us are forced to deal with it by turning Disney whenever the horrid comedy comes on and by switching the radio station every time the screechy, annoying “Climb” hits the airwaves.

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Movie Info:
Writers: Matt Lopez, Mark Bomback
Director: Andy Fickman
Cast: Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Alexander Ludwig, Carla Gugino, Ciarán Hinds, Tom Everett Scott, Chris Marquette, Billy Brown, Garry Marshall, Kim Richards, Ike Eisenmann
Rating: PG
Studio: Walt Disney Video

Release Info:
Theatrical Release: March 13, 2009
DVD Release Date: August 4, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $25.99

Growing up, I loved the Witch Mountain movies. As cheesy as the effects were, the acting was great and the story was never boring. Disney went all out with these two movies, offering jobs to the likes of Christopher Lee, Bette Davis and even Donald Pleasence. I was born in the 80s, so I only saw these films in reruns on the Disney Channel or another, family friendly station. I had no idea how popular the movies were. As a kid, I thought I’d found this unknown treasure of film, the first time I saw Escape to Witch Mountain. Little did I know, the series would continue with a remake in the 90s and even a new interpretation.

I like Dwayne Johnson. He’s probably the best wrestler turned actor there is. He’s actually made a career for himself, and that is because he has realized the area where he shines the most is his comedic timing. That’s why Disney has a fondness for him. He’s a big, strong, muscled, funny man. You don’t expect guys like him to be funny. You expect them to be doofy, but this guy is actually really smart and creative.

When I heard Dwayne Johnson would be in the latest Witch Mountain film, I worried the movie wouldn’t do the other films justice. Luckily, this wasn’t a remake. There was already a dreadful, made for TV remake of Escape to Witch Mountain that aired in the 90s and starred Mad Men’s Peggy Olson. Despite giving the kids other names, this followed the original story almost perfectly, except it’s hard to replicate the chemistry between Ike and Kim, especially when it’s Peggy Olson with the kid who went on to star in a surfer show called Brink. Either way, I hoped Race to Witch Mountain would not suffer the same fate.

I was pleased with the fact that this story is original, delves into it’s own unique storyline, and reinterprets the entire idea of people coming from another planet. I also like how much work director, Andy Fickman, put into honoring and paying homage to the original films. From the Deranian reference to the obvious throwback to the original film’s Winnebago, he did a nice job of making fans of the old series comfortable in their knowledge of how much he respected these old Disney classics.

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Dominick Evans is in his late 20's. He spends his days working as a full time writer/editor and a part time musician/composer. His passions in life include music, directing films, watching movies, reading books, watching sports, wheelchair football, politics, his religion (Hellenic Reconstructionism) and spending time with his family (fiancée Ashtyn, son Robert, and shih-tzu Oliver). Other interests include being an advocate for the disability and GLBT communities.

Movie Info:
Writer: Mark Frost
Director: Bill Paxton
Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Stephen Dillane, Josh Flitter, Peter Firth, Peyton List, Elias Koteas, Len Cariou, Stephen Marcus, Max Kasch
Rating: PG
Studio: Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment

Release Info:
Theatrical Release: September 30, 2005
DVD Release Date: June 16, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $23.99

I am a huge sports fan, but not a huge fan of sports movies. There are sports movies I love and then there are sports movies that I can tolerate. When you mention the words golf and movie to me in the same sentence, I begin to get apprehensive. I don’t know why, but the idea of a stimulating golf movie is hard for me to imagine. I suppose it is because for it to be considered a golfing movie, the film has to spend a considerable amount of time showing golfing or filming on the course. I just don’t see a lot of riveting plots going on during a golf game.

The Greatest Game Ever Played is a true story about one of the greatest games (if not the greatest) played in golf history. In 1913, a nobody won the US Open against numerous American challengers and a couple of British men that were shoe-ins to win. They didn’t win though. A 20 year old kid that lived across from the course won. Golf was his passion and he played like a pro, even if he wasn’t at the time. His dedication allowed him to win and decades later they decided to make a movie about his story.

The major downfall to a movie like this is that you automatically know what is going to happen. You see Ouimet working as a caddy as a child. You see how important golf is to him. From that point on, knowing that this is his story, you can surmise that no matter what happens, he will win that final game and it will be amazing. Of course, as far as downfalls go it’s not so bad.

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Movie Info:
Writer: Eric Guggenheim
Director: Gavin O’Connor
Cast: Kurt Russell, Patricia Clarkson, Noah Emmerich, Sean McCann, Kenneth Welsh, Eddie Cahill, Patrick O’Brien Demsey, Michael Mantenuto, Nathan West, Kenneth Mitchell, Eric Peter-Kaiser, Bobby Hanson
Rating: PG
Studio: Walt Disney Video

Release Info:
Theatrical Release: February 6, 2004
DVD Release Date: June 16, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $23.99

Miracle was released in 2004 and I am sure I heard something about it at that time, but I effectively managed to block it out. In fact, when they told me I would be receiving this for review, I didn’t even know what this movie was about. I skimmed through the synopsis and waited for it to arrive, assuming that the movie would help me learn all that I needed to know.

I had read enough to learn that the movie was a true story about hockey, though if I hadn’t read anything I could have guessed that by the hockey players on the front of the Blu-ray cover. Being from Michigan, and a die hard Red Wings fan, it’s safe to say that hockey is near and dear to my heart. Still, I don’t watch too many movies about hockey. I don’t even watch that many movies where people ice skate. The only hockey movies that even comes to mind are Mighty Ducks and Youngblood. Though I am sure I have seen more.

Miracle is a true story about a virtually unknown group of college kids that make up the US Olympic hockey team. In a time when America needed it the most, these boys pulled together and dug deep enough to find a way to be winners. The story is filled with that feel good feeling, but it’s got a good amount of drama packed in with it, too.

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Movie Info:
Writers: Matt Lopez, Tim Herilhy
Director: Adam Shankman
Cast: Adam Sandler, Keri Russell, Guy Pearce, Russell Brand, Richard Griffiths, Teresa Palmer, Lucy Lawless, Courteney Cox, Jonathan Morgan Heit, Laura Ann Kesling, Jonathan Pryce, Nick Swardson, Kathryn Joosten, Allen Covert, Carmen Electra
Rating: PG
Studio: Walt Disney Home Entertainment

Release Info:
Theatrical Release: December 25, 2008
DVD Release Date: April 5, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $26.99

I’ve seen just about every Adam Sandler movie there is, except for The Longest Yard. I’m not exactly sure why I didn’t see that movie, but I’ve seen just about everything else that he’s been in, especially those movies he’s produced through Happy Madison Productions. I think Adam Sandler is one of the true comedic geniuses of this generation. Each generation of SNL alumni has their geniuses. Adam tops the list (along with Mike Myers, David Spade and Chris Farley) from the group of alumni who made it big in the early 90s.

Adam showed his prowess for comedy on SNL with performances as Opera Man, Canteen Boy, Cajun Man and Brian (The Denise Show). These reoccurring characters introduced audiences to the type of comedy Sandler would bring to the show and his movies. When he left SNL his movies were just as funny, with that same, quirky sense of humor that made him a fan favorite on SNL. Movies like The Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy, Big Daddy, Billy Madison and Mr. Deeds just further enhanced Sandler’s career, making him one of the kings of movie comedy.

Over a decade later, Sandler has found a way to combine his funky comedy style with a family friendly movie theme. Bedtime Stories blends the humor of Sandler’s past endeavors with the kind of fun that the entire family can enjoy. Sure, Sandler doesn’t get crude in the kind of adult way he does in other movies he’s done (You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, for example), but there is that crude kind of kid-friendly humor that would be acceptable in a Disney film.

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Dominick Evans is in his late 20's. He spends his days working as a full time writer/editor and a part time musician/composer. His passions in life include music, directing films, watching movies, reading books, watching sports, wheelchair football, politics, his religion (Hellenic Reconstructionism) and spending time with his family (fiancée Ashtyn, son Robert, and shih-tzu Oliver). Other interests include being an advocate for the disability and GLBT communities.

Movie Info:
Writers: Dan Fogelman, Chris Williams
Directors: Byron Howard, Chris Williams
Cast: John Travolta, Miley Cyrus, Susie Essman, Mark Walton, Malcolm McDowell, James Lipton, Greg Germann, Diedrich Bader, Nick Swardson
Rating: PG
Studio: Walt Disney Video

Release Info:
Theatrical Release: November 21, 2008
DVD Release Date: March 24, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $26.99

I hadn’t heard much about the movie Bolt prior to its release on Blu-ray and standard DVD. I guess that’s because I don’t watch the Disney Channel all that much. All I knew about this movie was that it was an animated film about a dog who thought he was a superhero, for real, and that Miley Cyrus voiced one of the characters for the movie. That’s the jist of what I knew, anyway.

I don’t like Miley Cyrus. I think she’s a poor excuse for an actress. Her singing leaves a lot to be desired. I don’t see the appeal in her stupid humor show, Hannah Montana. I can’t comprehend why my four year old nephew likes the show. So, needless to say, I didn’t know what part Miley had in this and I wasn’t exactly looking forward to finding out.

Come to find out, her part is pretty small. She was tolerable merely because she had so little screen time. The majority of the film focuses on John Travolta’s character, Bolt. He can easily carry this movie, and does so in a way that makes it wholly enjoyable. The story for Bolt is engaging, fun, family friendly, and has enough adult humor in it to make it worthwhile to watch for everyone in the family.

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Movie Info:
Writer: Analisa LaBianco, Jeffrey Bushell
Director: Raja Gosnell
Cast: Drew Barrymore, Piper Perabo, Andy Garcia, George Lopez, Cheech Marin, Paul Rodriguez, Plácido Domingo, Edward James Olmos, Loretta Devine, Jamie Lee Curtis, Luis Guzmán
Rating: PG
Studio: Walt Disney Home Entertainment

Release Info:
Theatrical Release: October 3, 2008
DVD Release Date: March 3, 2009
Online Availability: Amazon for $23.99

I heard Beverly Hills Chihuahua was junk. I heard that it was the worst movie on the planet. I was told this movie wasn’t worth the dirty gum under my shoe. That’s how terrible this movie was portrayed. With a tagline like, “The best chihuahua movie of all time,” I knew that I was in for a big treat! So, I wasn’t exactly anticipating this movie, but I had to watch it anyway.

Come to find out, Beverly Hills Chihuahua is not that bad. Well from the standpoint this is utter junk, I would say that most reviewers are wrong. Still, this movie isn’t great. While it is indeed the best chihuahua movie ever made, I think it’s the only chihuahua movie ever made. The worst part of this movie is the human actors. I’d have much preferred if there were no humans in this. The chihuahuas are pretty cool. My favorite performance was by George Lopez who plays Papi.

The plot for Beverly Hills Chihuahua could have been better. I think there is too much to the plot. The part about Chloe the chihuahua getting lost in Mexico was enough of a story, in my opinion. The creators had to add in a bad guy and the classic good versus evil storyline, which always has good trumping evil in a Disney movie. This movie is definitely going to appeal to both dog lovers and kids. Still, while isn’t very deep and there isn’t much to it, it is all about the entertainment and cute factor.

Going into watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I was sure this film probably sucked. I was pleasantly surprised to discover this movie is just another mediocre family movie. It isn’t so bad. Kids will love it. They will want to watch it again and again, but adults will only be able to stomach it multiple times for the kids and for Papi. I have to wonder what happened to Jamie Lee Curtis and Piper Perabo’s careers to make them make this movie. Even Marguerite Moreau is in this, but you wouldn’t know it since she gets billing after all the dogs’ voice actors.

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